Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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