Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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