i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
