He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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