There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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