I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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