He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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