That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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