I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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