turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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