I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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