I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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