well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I think people are normalizing furries
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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