The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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