If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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