did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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