Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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