its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
