I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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