Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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