I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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