definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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