dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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