Already got asked if we're dating
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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