I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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