It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
