Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
operation have a gay friend backfired
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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