he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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