My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It's just like the Real World with babies
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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