dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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