But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
