i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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