i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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