I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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