you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
sarcasm needs its own font
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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