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  • Good call. I hate restaurants that f u c k you on eggs benedict. You should have said, "fine, I'll go to a nice restaurant" "bitc h"

    Submitted by BondDaddy on Sep 9, 10 at 1:24pm
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  • If it was a western omelette I would be your wing man haha

    Submitted by chodmcnugget on Sep 10, 10 at 4:43am
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  • You have NO idea how hard we work. I DREAM of getting a Visa to America just so I can give my wife hope for a better life. She works so hard. We currently plead on contract from the British Gov't while living in our friends house in England. Always moving from Western Russia to Poland to England...moving West…to the US???\n\nAnd when our work ends next month because the troops are returning "home"… for now...because the War is "over"… I hope we are safe... even when we lose ou

    Submitted by EuroPeein on Sep 9, 10 at 8:06pm
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  • Well, if u eat any eggs it comes out Benny the next day ;) Or that day if it was guuuuuud :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 10 at 12:07pm
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  • Lmao.

    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Sep 9, 10 at 1:46pm
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  • In Soviet Russia, table puke on you!

    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 9, 10 at 11:27pm
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  • FIRSTIES!!!!!

    Submitted by thatguy117 on Sep 9, 10 at 10:15am
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  • perfect

    Submitted by mooch on Sep 9, 10 at 1:40pm
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  • Although this may be a "text from this morning" it is still hilarious. Good win sir, good win.

    Submitted by supertrooper on Sep 9, 10 at 11:04am
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  • Best breakfast ever!

    Submitted by rosielamprey on Sep 9, 10 at 10:35am
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  • Did you get the eggs?

    Submitted by Whodafukcares on Sep 9, 10 at 3:02pm
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