Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
