Will you blow on my dice?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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