She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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