I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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