I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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