I'd wear matching sweaters with you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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