Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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