This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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