All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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