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(843): View more from South Carolina

Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?

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(773): View more from Illinois

the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu

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which is why it's clearly superior

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(707): View more from California

The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends

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(949): View more from California

Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..

(856): View more from New Jersey

i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.

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(585): View more from New York

I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into

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