Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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