redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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