hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You may now shotgun with the bride
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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