doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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